Christmas
Seven Santas
sang silly songs.
How many deer would
a reindeer reign
if a reindeer could
reign deer?
Sheeps
Sanjeev’s
sixth sheep is sick
The
ice cream
I
scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream!
New York
Knife and a fork, bottle and a cork, that is the way you spell New York
With the “s”
I saw Susie sitting in a shoe shine shop
With
the “m” and “r”
Merry
Mary merrily married merry man
Fish
Fresh fried fish, fish fresh fried, fried fish fresh,
fish fried fresh
I saw a saw
I saw a saw that could out saw any other saw I ever saw
The lorry
Red lorry, yellow lorry, red lorry, yellow lorry
Chinesse sticks
Top chopstick shops stock top chopsticks
With “sh” and “I”
Sheena needs, Sheila leads
You feed it, it
lives,
you give it
something to drink,
it dies.
What is it? It is…the
fire!
It is on your head
and under your hat.
What is it? It is…hair!
It is round and yellow,
it is like a ball of fire,
it rises in the east,
it sets in the west.
What is it? It is…the sun!
A box without hinges, key or lid.
Yet golden treasure inside is hid.
What
it is? It is…an egg!
- What do you call a bear with no ears?
- B!
-How does the
Easter bunny stay in shape?
-Lots of eggercise!
-Lots of eggercise!
-What is the best way to speak
to a monster ?
-From a long way away !
-From a long way away !
-What did Mars say to Saturn?
-Give me a ring sometime.
-Give me a ring sometime.
-What kind of flower grows on your face?
-Tulips!
-Tulips!




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